![]() So we use steers - bulls that have been neutered. Not a cow, though - hot bull-on-cow action spreads bovine VD and produces unwanted pregnancies, and bulls are generally pretty bad at getting condom wrappers opened before the mood dies. ![]() And no, that man isn't posing for the requisite "wacky" picture on his dating profile - someone has to be inside to help "facilitate" the sperm bank deposit by ensuring it lands in the appropriate receptacle.īut, in my experience, bulls get injured with metal or wooden mounts more than with real-life cow ladies, both physically (metal is blunter than a still-living flank steak) and emotionally (cold metal can't comfort bulls through those long, sleepless nights in the barn). That's an artificial mount, essentially the four-legged equivalent of a blow-up doll.
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